It's a smash!

Oh those British critics can make me laugh:

"Hulk. Smash!" Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment.

The bit about Tim Roth's ambiguous groin is especially amusing, and the conclusion wise: "Film take away two hours of critic's life. Critic not get time back. Ever. Rarrrrr."