Monday, April 07, 2008

notes from dinner with B**

I took these notes while having dinner with B**, and others, a couple of weeks ago.

* B expresses disapproval

* His culinary arrogance is stifling

* B has destroyed my drink

* B is deep in thought

* they are all ridiculing me!

* B has an intense sort of Teutonic disposition reminiscent of G. Gordon Liddy (note: it might just be the mustache)

* B is spilling oysters

* B is stingy with his oysters

Lest you get the wrong idea, B is one of my favorite people. I was just giving him a hard time by taking furtive notes. Mostly because he made fun of my notebook, but also because I knew he would genuinely want to know what I was writing.