Jesus on the mainline
tell him what you want...
I have fifty a piece on the Bears, Rams, and Chargers and I need to win them all. This will keep the Dark One, Sallie Mae, from claiming my soul for a few weeks. I would like to end my day enjoying the affections of a beautiful young lady.
Done and done. What a swell Sunday. Thanks Jesus.
Better call him up and tell him what you want.
