shiteye

One of the benefits of my job is having access to the latest cutting edge medical research. Some of this research overturns common sense and some of it challenges our very understanding of what it means to be human. I found this in a prominent medical journal today and I felt I had to share it with you before you put any more shit on your eyes or head. Take heed:



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I am left to conclude that my fits subsided on the basis of some sort of placebo effect. We are mysteries unto ourselves.