Monday, April 11, 2005

six followers, some oil, and twenty-one grand in cash


master thy posture (click for larger image)

My buddy found this. I thought I should share it. He also saw the van itself so I guess it's real. The text of the flyer reads:

MANY CUSTOM AMENITIES MAKE THIS THE PERFECT MOBILE SANCTUARY W/ RECEPTION AREA.
TWO BUILT-IN BENCHES SEAT UP TO SIX FOLLOWERS. WONDERFUL SHOWER/FOUNTAIN AND COMMODE.
NEW TIRES, HOSES, BATTERY, WATER PUMP, UPHOLSTERY. NEEDS OIL. CASH ONLY.

Now I just need six followers, some oil, and twenty-one grand in cash...
If anyone is willing to donate the money to acquire this mobile sanctuary for Trickgnosis, I promise I will write your name on a tire.